The psychopaths watch as Ferris Bueller hands his son a map of the New York subway system
Ferris says it’s all there kid
There’s a day game Ferris adds
The son looks up at the balding father and asks
What am I supposed to do Dad
You do freedom son, freedom says Ferris
Why couldn’t we do this on a school day the kid says
And then the subway doors slide closed between them
and one of the commuting psychopaths straightens up in his seat
remembering that his workout videos say to always keep his
core tight