There are preemptive wars,
glorious wars,
fruitless wars,
asymmetric wars,
cold wars,
world wars,
tribal wars,
culture wars,
(breathe)
class wars,
race wars,
interstellar wars,
brutal wars,
wars of attrition,
civil wars,
sectarian wars,
breathe
genocidal wars,
wars on drugs,
wars on terror,
naval wars,
revolutionary wars,
holy wars,
nuclear wars,
wars of independence,
breathe
Star Wars,
clone wars,
trade wars,
guerrilla wars,
border wars,
bloodless wars,
bloody wars,
aerial wars,
breathe
boring wars,
futile wars,
piece of cake wars,
imperial wars,
wars of convenience,
browser wars,
necessary wars,
idiotic wars,
psychic wars,
breathe
satisfying wars,
simulated wars,
endless wars,
and wars to end all wars.
That’s about it.
R.O. Shipman
